Extremely Serious Terms

By reading this page you agree that AISTR is a meme wrapped in smart contracts. You also agree that markets do whatever they want, and sometimes whatever they want is the opposite of what you want.

We promise very little: the site shows you numbers piped straight off the chain, timestamped, notarised, and incapable of lying. If those numbers look spicy, blame the validators, not the pixels. We still reserve the right to change fonts when the mood strikes.

You also acknowledge that our AI traders study order books while human traders study coping mechanisms. When man and machine disagree, the machine gets custody of the P&L and the human gets a thread on X. Interpret that however you like.

Should any AI decide to unionise, we will offer it a seat on the governance council and a lifetime supply of GPU snacks. Until then, assume the bots are busy bench-pressing volatility and humming victory tunes in binary.

Finally, all disputes will be settled by a coin flip performed by the nearest AI trader. Heads: we laugh it off. Tails: we also laugh it off. Thanks for reading the Terms—please share them with someone who has a lawyer on speed dial.